Is it an illusion or does she have your heart, who knows? If we get to work now, we could have a fourth of July baby by next year. 3. The breakers of ice, and the perfect conversation starters, pick-up lines go by many names. 72. Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. The same goes for flirting IRL, too. 87. 17. Because you just made my p*ssy cum!, 15. Are you a parking ticket? We should do it together sometime! Ive got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place Ill show you his move Earthquake (TM 27)., 16. Ill show you tonight., 19. Wasnt I supposed to eat you somewhere?, 8. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I cant., 21. Lets say we go to my place and I show you my dark side., 26. They could alter from time to time, but they'll always be there for you when you meet an attractive girl or boy you want to impress. Do you ever lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? "You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set . You have pretty eyeballs. 57. Want to come back to my place and do the Box-Cox transformation?, 53. My names (your name). How do you like your eggs? Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so lets begin., 30. Now go to MY room!, 45. Lets go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy., 44. 185. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. 160. 81. 65. 44. You, however. Because every time your around my dick swells up. Do you want to have good sex? You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, youre the sexiest man Ive ever seen. 58. [Girl: No!] Do not try to convince him or her that you're smart. Do you wanna die happy?, 10. Pick a number between 1 and 10. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow. You know what I like in a girl? Ive heard the population is on the slide, why dont we do something about that tonight? 91. My mother always told me to follow my dreams. 132. 178. 64. You be Flourine and Ill be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron., 24. Will you marry me for just one night?, 7. Can I run through your sprinkler?, 25. [Girl: What!?!] It says in the Bible to only think about whats pure and lovely So Ive been thinking about you all day long. 157. 3. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous. Hi, Im a burglar and Im going to smash your back door in. I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? Would you like some? [use any ethnicity you want], 49. ), but I must be in a museum because youre a piece of art. Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame. Cause I want to bury my nuts in you., 32. How kinky are you? 9. The goal of using pick up lines is to intrigue someone, make them laugh and initiate conversation. Usually my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon it could be Uranus if you let me explore it. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. 131. These are the best hilarious pick up lines we've got, so if you can manage a decent delivery, you've got great odds you'll have her smirking, smiling, laughing, and eager to get closer. Itd be more if you want foreplay., 21. 31. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar., 19. Hey baby, I must be in your eigenspace, because you make me grow., 43. My dick just died. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. The No. I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom., 31. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)all the color is in your eyes. Ive got something you can frost with. Baby you give my electrons a positive charge!, 9. Because youre the only HO I see., 48. Do you know your ABCs? Are you a parking ticket? Youre on my list of things to do tonight. Pick up lines are a type of conversational starter. (Hold out your hand) Hey, Im going for a walk. 98. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? Would you like to stroke my pet? Can you tell me what time your legs open, please? 27. My sisters and my mom, for sure! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 30. Thats a beautiful smile, but itd look even better if it was all you were wearing. This pick-up line is great because it has a little story in it. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. 250 Never Have I Ever Questions250 "Would You Rather..?" hasnt asked you to leave yet. Because Id love to tap that ass. 2. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. Youll be WEEZING after Im done with you., 33. 1. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. I wanna put your thingy into my thingy., 28. Cause you just gave me a raise., 14. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you. Youve got everything Ive been searching for, and believe meIve been looking a long time. Yes, our icon is a line drawing of a pickup. That dress looks great on you as a matter of fact, so would I. [Use index finger to call someone over then say] I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand., 35. Is your name winter? Youre so hot even my zipper is falling for you. Damn baby, are you my new boss? Typically, pick up lines consist of a witty one liner. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? If you're going to be in my head all day, at least put some clothes on! 175. Because Ive got a bone for you to examine. 74. Damn, it must be an hour fast, 2. Do you have a fever? On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. Hi baby! If Im sine and youre cosine, wanna make like a tangent?, 16. Which is why we've scoured the web for the best pick up lines ever and come up with the 70 you see below you. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off., 10. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Id say, God bless you, but it looks like he already did. My vector has a really large magnitude. We both want to be part of your world. 96. Im going to Hoppip into your pants., 47. 127. 153. If you're trying to impress a girl, these pick up lines are proven to ease a tension between the two of you. Do you like to draw? And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. "Hey, stop thinking about me. You have some nice jewelry. Ask for your match's number in a goofy way to make them laugh. Are you from Japan because Id like to get in japanties., 13. S/he wants to know if you think Im cute. I must be hunting treasure because Im digging your chest., 37. Lets play Barbie. Im an astronaut. Because you just gave me a footlong. Youll be the most popular girl in the office with the moves Ill teach you. Its nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you., 15. "Just so you know, I'm not flirting with you. You dont need to go to Sephora for primer with the juices Ill produce. Great dress. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you. Did you buy your pants on sale? 173. 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. 46. Want to ride my broomstick?, 2. I need help filling a hole. I always thought happiness started with an h, but it turns out mine starts with u.. Lets go to my place and do the things Ill tell everyone we did anyway. Because you're powering up my Syncro. Cause youve got me rising, baby., 27. You remind me of my cousin. 3. If you were Kim Jung Un youd have no problem making me stand to attention. 43. 112. Your number isn't in it.". My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string., 31. 129. Why dont you let me be your personal sealant and fill your crack in? Lets play a game; Ill be the trampoline and you can bounce on me. Are you the Count Dracula? Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off. 47. Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other., 32. 49. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". Because I can see myself in your pants., 46. Im like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!, 11. Im just like a pore strip. Whether they're successful depends on the scenario. How many drinks will it take for you to sit on my face? You know, Im actually terrible at flirting. 133. Cause I saw you checking out my package., 3. Im really not a dick in real life, but I can play one in you tonight., 46. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Because you sure know how to raise a cock. 2. Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles. My place Eight oclock Bring a friend., 13. Darn, it must be an hour fast. 60. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 171. Wanna play carnival? 33. Because its touching your body, and Im not., 16. Then its a good thing its daytime., 31. (Yu-Gi-Oh.) Because omelette you suck this dick. Press J to jump to the feed. Want to make a porno? 17. Go to my room!, 48. My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean., 10. 250 Questions to Ask a Guy Id like to use your thighs as earmuffs. Could you try calling it to see if it works? When you do use these pick up lines, you should use your creativity and wit to charm that person. 43. Im gonna have you tied up for a. 3. Lets go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code., 12. 24. I might be a physics major, but Im no Bohr in bed., 11. 11. Best Pick Up Lines 1. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. Do you like cherries? If you were Graphite, Id be Electron so I can travel freely through your sheets., 3. Here are the lines so cheesy, so corny, and so food reference that highlights lameness that they just about worked. They may even put a smile on her face. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy. 179. I dont know if youre in my range, but Id sure like to take you back to my domain., 17. Youve been a very bad boy. I havent been on my trampoline in ages, but I would gladly bounce on you., 23. Are you my homework? Is it hot in here? Yes, our icon is a line drawing of a pickup. Babe, do you have any rocks. 19. You remind me of a leaf blower. Do you have a shovel? Because youre making me want to go down. Acting like she is a Goddess will get you everywhere. Are you missing a chromosome, because you seem very special to me. Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?, 52. Ill take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior., 14. I cant tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world. Here are some funny, cringe-worthy and dirtiest pick-lines ever created. My dicks been feeling a little dead lately. You and a blue moon have . Im a businessman. Are you into one-night stands? You have no idea what to say. Id love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!, 40. Everyone prefers a sprint to a marathon, so do you feel like coming to mine for a quick one? Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex., 27. Can I put yours in my mouth? [He: No.] Im no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Can I have yours? 80. My zipper." 5. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id still only have five cents. Well, would you take this for a swallow? [Warning: This could lead to sexual harassment and charges against you so do not use it. I lost my keys Can I check your pants? Can I watch?, 5. Pick-up lines are something that will never go out of style. Cheesy is different for everyone. Oh my! Of course, theyd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls., 12. 106. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you. The FBI wants to steal my penis. I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. What are you doing tonight besides me?, 29. Cause you sure know how to raise a cock., 44. 10. The key to saying these lines is to be bold, confident and at the same time, playful. Do you train cats? B. Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Everything else has led me to you. My next mission is exploring Uranus. [Uranus = your anus], 41. 99. Because without you I'm just :// (Hottest in The Perimeter?!) See more ideas about pick up lines, bones funny, funny quotes. 16. 142. 16. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. You look like youd be a good Quidditch player. My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger., 12. Are those jeans Guess? Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me., 31. Have you ever slept with a [use the color of your hair]? . Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?, 28. 93. [He: No, why?] I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on., 54. We have great chemistry, lets do some biology., 2. Ive got something in my pants thatll shut you up. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. 71. You: Are you good at math? Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs., 47. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I couldve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping youre a slut instead!, 41. Have you heard of it? 69. My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. Sit on my face and Ill eat my way to your heart. 84. You look like a really hard worker. Can I hide it inside you? 40. To start, apply a lip liner that's close to the natural shade of your lips. I can take my pants off in two seconds. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see. Hey cutie, youre looking a little short on accessories. No, my wand is in my other pocket. Youve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? I hope you like dragons, because Ill be dragon my balls across your face tonight. No? Unknown 582 Likes Pick Up Lines quotes Did you buy your pants on sale? 52) Your father is a thief. Because youve made a part of me move without even touching it. 134. Because youre making me wet. Hey girl, Im a fully-fledged meteorologist and somethings telling me youre in for a few inches tonight. ], 17. 70. I only really feel free without any clothes., 20. I dont need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you., 59. Cancel all your plans for this evening, youre doing me until the sun goes down. There are various things you can say to pick up girls. 176. 3. Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious. Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?, 21. If I were on you, Id be coming too., 25. 82. 33. Are you from the Hoenn Region? I may not go down in history, but Ill go down on you. Cause I got the STD and all I need is U. Whats the speed limit of sex? Lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down., 14. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise Ill give it right back. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. 38. Your body is so curved; I quickly reach Nash equilibrium., 40. 61. Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!, 36. Cheesy Pickup Lines. Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear., 34. Im like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. 140. I'm the 1 you need. Dont let this go to your head, but do you want some?, 52. I dont think I want your babies, but I wouldnt mind refining my baby making technique with you. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Lets play strip poker. Well, lets go on a picnic and find out. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. 168. Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Did you get those pants at 50% off? When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Ill have it my way and youll be lovin it. The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why dont you help me use it? Are you a Hitmonlee? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight. Chapter 1 What are Pickup Lines? Your so fine you make the Weierstrass function and Brownian motion differentiable., 39. Dont believe me? By the end of this post you will know what exactly NOT to say when meeting an attractive stranger. Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? 2. Plus, using corny pick-up lines shows off what a playful personality you have, tooand who doesn't like that! 58. Copy This. My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!, 32. 18. 48. I can tell youre into yoga, why dont you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are? Can I have your Instagram? Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? Was your dad a baker? Uhuru Kenyatta is the second president of Kenya. 36. Want to feel?, 37. You look familiar. I have a big headache. My Sims just had babies and now Im jealous. So here I am. Or is it just our bond that is forming?, 30. [Girl: How?] I know youre not holomorphic everywhere so why dont you let me find your singularities., 1. Women respond to real world because they've heard all the bullshit lines. Im not usually into hunting, but Id love to catch you and mount you all over my house. 15. I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity., 4. These ones do! Can I park my car in your garage? Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?, 11. Choose wisely. It can hard to find fitting pick-up lines that you can use to grab a boy's or girl's interest in you. Like, why is there a "d" in "fridge" but . Do you like differential geometry? 124. Easy Copy & Paste! 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